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本文章来自 来自互联网 的热情分享 以条件到结婚，想到「山高水长」； o7m99(
当初提到结婚，想到「能撑多久」。 Pv^(Q ]
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当初会结婚，说是「看上眼」； cAYa=}~<
后来会离婚，说是「看走眼」。 ?.]o_L_K
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婚前，爱情是神话； fLLnf]. O
婚后，恋情是笑话。 )r-T=
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男人花钱，是为了让女人兴奋； MX"A@p~H
女人花钱，是由于男人让她不愉快。 od;Bb
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嫁入「豪门」，要懂得理财； 9yO{JgKA
嫁入「寒门」，要理解生财。 5`(((_Um+
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以前的人，视婚姻生活为「一辈子」； [8 {_i?wY
古代的人，视婚姻生涯为 「一阵子」。 t `N
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婚前，男人在餐厅等女人； Q@PJ)f
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婚后，女人在客厅等男人。 1'(_>S5CG
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婚前，男人常常找女人「探讨」； K-N ]h
婚后，男人只告知女人「论断」。 @$2`DI{_^
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婚前,beats by dre，男人对她静静讲话； 5cPSv?x^F@
婚后,beats by dre，男人对她大声讲话。 "bv,I-\
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恋爱时，情话绵绵；
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结婚后，假话连连,tods。 :(5]Z^
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恋爱时的男人，爱好「毛手毛脚」； zv8aV2?D
结婚后的男人，变成「没手没脚 」。 3L'en
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婚前，情侣做什么都是「浪漫」； le
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婚后，夫妻做什么都是「挥霍」。 !#}v:~[A
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想结婚，是本人已能独立； ?j &V:kF
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想离婚，是子女已经独破。 9:bh3@r/
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婚前的男人,tods shoes，大都很风趣； W@R$' r,@O
婚后的男人，大都很缄默。 67Af } >Q
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女人的记性，吵架时最好； QCZ,K" y
男人的耐性，结婚后最差。 2U-
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恋爱时，一会晤就「亲嘴」； @ 9 n
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结婚后，一见面就「斗嘴」。 RTdD]pE8Q
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婚前，男人常给女人「空缺支票」；
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婚后，男人常给女人「空头支票 」,tods men。 w`H.ey
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恋爱时，生活「妙不可言」； ]>]#zu$=c
结婚后，日子「苦不堪言」。 L,s|gt v
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婚前，男人每天盯着女人； s!8J.hD'I
婚后，女人每天盯着男人。 fvAh?<Ul
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热恋时，总相许下辈子再结良缘； /\IAr,w[
结婚后，猜忌上辈子做作孽缘。 Xq=!"E
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大男人，会「作威作福」,dre beats； qat45O4A1
好男人，会「作牛作马」。 GC5#1+fQ
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婚前，「谎话」都是「情话」； eXskwV+7
婚后，「情话」都是「空话」。 -D.B J(
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不清楚本人当初为什么会有那么强烈的想看到雪的动机 "1gk-
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We were driving along the road from Treguier to Kervanda. We passed at a smart trot between the hedges topping an earth wall on each side of the road; then at the foot of the steep ascent before Ploumar the horse dropped into a walk, and the driver jumped down heavily from the box. He flicked his whip and climbed the incline, stepping clumsily uphill by the side of the carriage, one hand on the footboard, his eyes on the ground. After a while he lifted his head, pointed up the road with the end of the whip, and said-- 6xDl=*&%
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The sun was shining violently upon the undulating surface of the land. The rises were topped by clumps of meagre trees, with their branches showing high on the sky as if they had been perched upon stilts. The small fields, cut up by hedges and stone walls that zig-zagged over the slopes, lay in rectangular patches of vivid greens and yellows, resembling the unskilful daubs of a naive picture. And the landscape was divided in two by the white streak of a road stretching in long loops far away, like a river of dust crawling out of the hills on its way to the sea.
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"Here he is," said the driver, again. ];d5 X
In the long grass bordering the road a face glided past the carriage at the level of the wheels as we drove slowly by. The imbecile face was red, and the bullet head with close-cropped hair seemed to lie alone, its chin in the dust. The body was lost in the bushes growing thick along the bottom of the deep ditch.
